Everyone has seen the big purple bus on the streets of Asheville and that crazy nun on the super-tall bike, but not everyone has experienced the zaniest set of bus tours in town. LaZoom Tours has four ways to get to know the best kept secret of the Southeast.
Everyone’s seen the big purple bus on the streets of Asheville and that crazy nun on the super-tall bike, but not everyone has experienced the zaniest set of bus tours in town. LaZoom Tours has four ways to get to know the best kept secret of the Southeast.
Asheville is widely known as a unique little city where the mountains mingle with the weird. There’s no place quite like it, and there’s never been anything like the award-winning LaZoom Comedy Tours! Explore the city with LaZoom’s wild guides to discover Asheville’s living, beating heart and quirky sense of humor! LaZoom is beloved by locals and visitors alike. Get on the bus for the ride of your life!
LaZoom’s citywide afternoon and evening tours are the best possible introduction to Asheville—even if you’ve lived here for years! Historical and hysterical, our City Tours feature outrageously entertaining tour guides, outlandish comedy skits complete with special appearances, loads of Asheville information, and incredible views of downtown Asheville and the rarely seen but stunningly beautiful Montford neighborhood, not to mention the burgeoning River Arts District! You’ve never had a ride like this. It’s like a vaudeville show on wheels! Learn More
Kiss My Axe! Bus Tour
Cupid is stupid! Forget Valentine’s day, let’s drink champagne, throw axes, rock out to a live band, and laugh at absurd comedy on the one and only Purple Bus.
On February 13th (Anti-Valentine’s Day), hop on board the LaZoom where you’ll be treated to endless champagne and live music by the band FWUIT as we make our way to Axeville Throwing Club.
Your guide that evening will point out local lovey-dovey history, and of course, there will be a few comedy surprises along the way. At Axeville, you’ll be treated to hor devours, axe throwing, and drink specials. Then it’s back on the bus for more (free) champagne, music, and comedy!
Cost: $69 per person
Duration: 2 hours
Must be 21 years or older, wear closed toe shoes, and sign waiver.
Asheville after dark—The city as you’ve never seen it before! Explore the 828’s strange, sometimes sordid past. You’ll laugh! You’ll scream! Our spooky guides will give you the chills as they uncover mysteries and tell hair-raising tales of scandal and even murder on our fair but occasionally blood-stained streets! Bring your camera because you will see ghosts! Learn More
If you love great music and incredible beer, this one-of-a-kind tour is a must! Get to know Beer City USA like you’ve never experienced it before! Live local bands play on the bus as our 21 and over passengers experience two of Asheville’s local breweries. The tour MC entertains the riders with fun facts about the local beer scene as well as what it takes to make a few of the local amber nectar flavors that we’ve all come to love and celebrate. Learn More
Fun for the whole family on the big purple bus! Educational and entertaining, LaZoom’s Kids’ Comedy tour features a perfect blend of Asheville’s history and kid-centric comedy. Geared specifically towards the 5-12 year old crowd, you’ll learn about our city’s past and see the sights in true LaZoom style–complete with our famously outlandish tour guides, hilarious comedy skits and all sorts of special appearances! Perfect for birthday parties or school field trips, it’s the best thing to do with your kids in Asheville. It’s a show on wheels! Learn More